Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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