There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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