Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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