I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I smell like Dick and happiness
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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