I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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