hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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