my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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