About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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