toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just found a bag of teeth...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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