so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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