he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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