Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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