so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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