One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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