Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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