drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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