It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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