Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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