you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Come share oat with me in your robe
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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