I'd wear matching sweaters with you
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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