Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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