We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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