She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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