it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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