So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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