it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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