? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm having to shit out rocks
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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