how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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