...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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