She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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