doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's intense
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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