I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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