i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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