Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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