brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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