you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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