OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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