were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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