I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
It's just like the Real World with babies
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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