did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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