No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I need water and some morals
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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