Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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