a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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