the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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