Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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