White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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