The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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