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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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