id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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