He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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